Total Medals Earned: 447 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,715 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 29/30 (185/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 13/27 (225/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (275/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/270 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat a dead horse
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Complete Act III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
